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"Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero."

- the only thing in Michael Cera’s fucking BandCamp bio (via officialplxar)

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the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

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i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear

funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens

And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.

I have never read anything more accurate, tbh

(Source: wispygirl, via cupids-addict)